Skull Candles w/ Spell Inside

Skull Spell Candles
W/ Spell $40
Do you find gathering ingredients for Spell work a pain in the ass? Are you not a witch, but interested in taking advantage of a little magic in your life? Do you think skulls are bad ass and if it just so happens to hex the coworker you hate or get that guy you're fiending for to finally like you back, well, that's just a dandy plus isn't it? Then I've got something for you. These little babies come prepackaged with all you need to cast the Spell needed to get what you want and all you have to do is whip out a lighter and light a candle. In addition to the candle you'll receive the guidelines you'll need to follow to bring your spell to fruition. Plus, the candle smells killer. The little baby picture is 3 inches in diameter. Prepackaged with a commanding spell worthy of a complete mental domination of your rival or the total submission of the partner of your dreams (intention counts, folks). Loaded with master root, calamus root, licorice root, cinnamon bark, damiana leaf, and catnip, lotus, rosemary, and vanilla which gives it it's  smell. Your room will be smelling absolutely delicious in time for your crush to come knocking at the door for that romp you've been obsessing over. So, when you're ready to turn to magic to take charge of your life and want to look badass doing it, buy a RavenDecry skull candle. Ps, skull candles tend to hold more power than other candles. Just saying. Candle colors coordinate with the particular spell they're for. 
Regular candles with no spell, just a bang load of smell nice $25.